Monday, February 21, 2011

Someone Had A Bad Day

Misha the Dog   : 1
King Kong         : 0



Details | 2011

Look Out, Here Comes Buddha

"Buddha's hand." My suspicion is that before Buddha got a hold of it, this yellow thing was actually a lemon. Moral of the story: if you see Buddha, get out of there.

Details | 2011

Also of note: this Buddha's hand is "Conventional."

Ladies

This is the cover of this month’s Woman’s World magazine, which I observed while in the checkout line of Safeway in Washington DC.  You can find it any place in the US.

Details | 2011

This magazine ---about the “the world of women,” -- Do women read it? It's still in every super market. From my early days, I could remember my grandmother subscribing to Woman's World, but I just don’t recall it looking this strange. What exactly are the editors shooting for here?

  • Anyone (man or woman) can be a "cover girl" with a delicate color correction
  • You, the customer in the checkout line, are on acid again this fine Tuesday in February
  • We (the magazine editors) believe a “woman’s world” should look a lot like the cover
  • Or just the simple thought: “A great week, made easy!”

The following week, I get off the train in Milan, in a station.

Now granted, the Italians have some strange advertising persuasions of their own. But somehow it was hard to miss the impact of the Italian Triumph depicted here. Was I memorized? Absolutely:


Details | 2011

As I walked down the platform, I noticed another ad, for some Italian toothpaste.

It occurred to me that perhaps the editors of Woman's World consulted on some of the design choices: the teeth appear appropriately white and this woman is apparently very content about that. It also looks like God is coming for a visit today. Teeth so white that you feel like you're traveling to another galaxy and God has your back. Far out.

Details | 2011


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Saturday, February 19, 2011

Ah Pizza

Lunch today in Venice, Italy at Il Refolo.  Pizza and beer with friends on warm day in February.

Venice Italy | Feb 2011

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Liz and I watched/saw Social Network, the film about the advent of Facebook and what happens to its initial key players. The movie had a lot of geek action about writing code, firing up servers, traffic volume and so one.  And there was no lack of dramatization either (like the portrayal of Havard's elite club social events).

Zuckerberg is ironically made out to be a pathetic sociopath with few genuine social acquaintances and a one-track mind toward expanding Facebook's reach and positioning himself at the center of the the network.

In relation to that, this HBR blog posting caught my attention.  The last line of the article is a jab at the very Harvard drop-out who co-founded the Facebook empire.

What Is Facebook, Really?

Three remarkable realities account for the logic (and irony) of Facebook's absence..." (...Read more)


Mark Zuckerberg

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Knife Surrender Bin

This image was snapped in London during a business trip last year.

Judging by the size of the bin, surrendering a knife must be a common occurrence, perhaps even daily (the bin was about 60 cubic feet, which should hold several hundred Rambo knives).  But since this bin is over flowing with everything but knives, I sense there may be some questions raised at next year's Greater London Knife Bin Budgetary Round Table.  Perhaps additional funding is needed to create a large-scale blade surrender awareness campaign.


Details of the program can be found at the BBC online.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Chelada | Product Development

This product reminds me of the Pontiac Aztec.

It's want happens when product development says, "You know we have a lot spare (fill in the blank here) in the Ohio production facility, what about mixing it with all that surplus (fill in the blank here), and marketing it as a specialized product?"  God probably made the platypus this way.  The camel is a borderline case also.


In the most recent product development miracle of this type, Bud Light has teamed up with Motts juice to create the Chelada (which I incidentally tried before putting the can on the ground to take a picture).


I know the “Clamato” drink has always confused some of you (image attached below).  It’s clam juice mixed with tomato juice and bottled and sold.   A perfectly natural combo  - Clamato.

Now you can get that incredible Clamato concoction pre-mixed in a can with Bud Light!   Also added are lime and salt.  I was not aware that Clamato was mixed with beer to begin with.


The math basically works like this:

((Clam Juice + Tomato Juice = Clamato!) + Bud Light + Salt + Lime) = Chelada!


 In case you are not familiar with Clamato, here's a picture.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Howling Forever

The preceding post is somber, so I'm following it with this one.

This is our neighbor's dog Kiko, who howls whenever he hears "Forever" by Chris Brown.  I mean, who doesn't?


Justice and Closure

Today I accompanied my friend Todd Beckett to the sentencing of the young man that ran him over and dragged Todd one city block.  (If you need the back-story, find out what happened here).

In the DC courtroom at 9:30 am, Todd confronted for the first time the convicted hit-and-run driver. A Salvadorian man of 19, who was little more than a high school senior, stood with his head hung. Todd had opted to attend and speak at the sentencing though it was not required. Todd's attorney made a short set of remarks.

When the judge allotted Todd's time to speak, Todd said a few words about his struggles and the tragic changes he has faced, but he largely relied on a written statement prepared by his longtime friend, Jennifer Goldstein, a federal judge. Jen addressed the statement to the court and over a few pages described Todd's character, his many athletic, intellectual, and personal accomplishments, and the type of man he is to his family, friends and community. The impact was huge. The courtroom was more silent than ever, people hung on ever word. The defendant was sobbing. The judge was transfixed and literally fumbled for words to reckon with what was said. Todd returned to his seat and sat down quietly.

Following Todd's statement, the defense attorney ineptly lumbered into his statement of how defendant had suffered and toiled with his actions, which implicitly drew a comparison to Todd whether he meant to or not. The defendant turned around to Todd with a very long face and wet eyes and said that he was sorry and remorseful of his actions.

What happened next amazed me: The judge had prepared a sentence for the convicted man. But it was plain to see that the convict was a little more than a child himself and he had a 11 month old baby. Through a series of short exchanges between Todd and judge across the court room, both agreed that prolonged jail time neither served any valuable lesson to the defendant, nor returned the young man to society in any shape to contribute or make anything of himself. So it appeared they (the judge with Todd's input) suspended the jail time entirely, put the young man in a half way house so he could work, mandated community service, and 3 years probation.

My impression was that that the judge had initially planned on imposing jail time. The result of that change will undoubtedly alter the course of convicted man's life.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Dickson Wine Bar | DC

The Post panned this place in a September article, but I had a great experience at Dickson last night with friends before catching a show at the 930 Club.


We had no reservation.  The place was completely full.  The GM made us comfortable at the bar and we tried several of their boutique cocktails: me the warm mulled cider thing that was really delicious.


Granted the flatbreads were not the star of the finger foods, the rest of the meal we shared was tight, personally I tried and liked the:
I would go back, the menu changes seasonally.  Here are the details:


Dickson Wine Bar
903 U Street NW (9th and U Streets)
Washington, DC, 20001
202.332.1779


Monday, January 10, 2011

Targeting like ...A Surveyor


I generally avoid commenting on anything political; I find nature and the galaxy a far more compelling topic for discussion.  But I do like the Onion for its satire, and I read the Post, the NYtimes and the WSJ when they are in front of me, mostly the business sections.

Today, in the Post's Style section, I came across a quote from the Palin camp that actually made chuckle.  It was their response to the shooting of Arizona Rep, Gabrielle Gifford and other US citizens in Tucson by a gun-toting lunatic, and any possible linkage to frequent combative language across party lines.  (Incidentally, my opinion is that there is no straight connection, but public figures should have integrity and understand how their conduct adds or detracts to civility in our nation).

Anyway, the Post's article, addresses both party's propensity to punch below the belt or incite public outrage whenever possible:
On Sunday, Palin's camp issued an awkward response: "We have nothing whatsoever to do with this," Rebecca Mansour, an aide to Palin, said in a radio interview on Sunday. "We never ever, ever intended it to be gun sights. It was simply cross hairs like you'd see on maps," like, she suggested, a "surveyor's symbol."
I took the antecedent to "this" in her statement to be "the shooting."  They were not suspects in the case, but I am glad they cleared that up.  And like George Washington himself, Palin must love the cross hairs of surveying.  Not retreating and reloading are common surveying parlance also.

Here is the rest of the article:

After tragedy, toxic talk in the media cross hairs

By Jason Horowitzand Lisa DeMoraes
Washington Post Staff Writers 
Monday, January 10, 2011







Since the post above a few people provided some links and graphics that fill in the back story:












Sunday, January 2, 2011

When Marketing Was Easy

Liz recently commented that there was a time when you could simply say, "Ask for  _____"  And that was a marketing campaign.  What do you think about that?

Whoosh

My mother-in-law forwarded me this review of All Things Shining, a recent book by two distinguished philosophers, Hubert Dreyfus and Sean Dorrance Kelly.  I have not yet read the book, but plan to.   As a DJ, artist and team leader, I can attest to the power and diversion of potent group experiences.


Read on...


OP-ED COLUMNIST

The Arena Culture


Saturday, January 1, 2011

NYE 2010

We DJ'd at Darnell's Back Room.  Happy New Year people.

2010 | NYE

Monday, December 20, 2010

Smithsonian | East Wing

I shot this today from the underground walk way at the East Wing of the National Gallery in Washington DC. Keep watching as the pattern goes disco after about 15 seconds.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Farm Time Lapse

I posted a camera that automatically takes a picture when it senses movement. I stitched the last round of images into a quick movie. Being an artist, I like seeing how much the barn changes in the light at different times of the day, the flowers move, and people show up now and then.  Beautiful in its subtlety.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Darnells | December

Felipe and I DJ'd Darnell's Backroom again last night. That place just gets better and better. For a small venue, there is a ridiculous amount of spirit in the people who show up on the Saturdays when we play.

For something real on NYE --with complete hands-in-the-air boogie time, join us.

Darnells  | December 2010

Darnells  | December 2010


Darnells  | December 2010

Friday, December 3, 2010

New Years Eve

If you plan to be in Washington DC and want to boogie this new years, we are again hosting something worth checking out. This time at Darnell's --a place that proves to be ever more entertaining every time we DJ there.


The theme is not set up, but judging by every other NYE party we've thrown, it will be a spectacle and a lot dancing. So...the name and theme are in the works, but get organized. This space is not huge, so it will fill up entirely.





Here are some shots from the other parties we threw for NYE and more DJ pictures:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/christopherbaer/sets/72157624829845467/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/christopherbaer/sets/72157624829757741/

Who Does the Mind Work For?

Those of you who have seen the movie Austin Powers, will know the meaning of, "Who does number 2 work for?!" as Austin is attacked by a spy while in the bathroom. (If not, visit Youtube to be enlightened).

My version of the line is one that I address to my own mind frequently "Who does the mind work for?" In other words, when your mind spins off on some tangent other than what you're doing, what gave it the right to run amok?
"Mind, get back here this minute, or you'll get a time out. I'm not playing around."
[Yes, I'm arguing with myself again, and I really hope I win this time.]

Focusing the mind is the root to being present.  Being present translates to enjoying or experiencing the moment.  When those moments are added up, the result translates directly to living.  Specifically, it's being alive and being aware of it.  My friend, Beatrice Pouligny, a Georgetown University academic and a shamanic healer, sent me this article today about research on the unfocused mind, which I am reposting.



Mind Wandering May Lead to a Bad Mood
 by Jeremy Hsu | From Live Science
For the sake of your own happiness, don't let your mind wander while reading this article. Setting the mind adrift from the here and now may lead to a worse mood regardless of whether the daydreams or thoughts are pleasant ones, researchers say. 
In fact, a wandering mind had a bigger influence on happiness than any other activity a person happened to be doing, according to their new study. Such findings confirm many philosophical and religious traditions, which teach about finding happiness by living in the moment, and train practitioners to resist mind wandering.

Humans have made good use of mind wandering to reflect upon the past or plan for the future, as well as to learn and to reason. But the study also showed that it comes with a powerful emotional cost, despite mind wandering appearing to be the brain's default mode of operation.

"We do hypothesize that it's a cause [for unhappiness]," said Matthew Killingsworth, a doctoral student in psychology at Harvard University and lead author on the study detailed in the Nov. 11 issue of the journal Science.

Killingsworth and Harvard psychologist Daniel Gilbert tracked the happiness levels of iPhone users by asking participants about their happiness at random times. Participants rated their happiness on a scale of 0 to 100 and included what they were doing, and whether their mind was wandering beyond the task at hand. (Yes, there is an app for that experiment.)

People's minds wandered almost 47 percent of the time, and were more likely to think about pleasant topics than unpleasant or neutral ones. Yet thinking pleasant thoughts made people no happier than focusing on what they were doing – and unhappiness spiked when thinking neutral or unpleasant thoughts.

Such mind wandering appeared to cause unhappiness even when people were doing the least enjoyable activities, such as daily work. A time-lag analysis suggested that mind wandering caused foul moods rather than the other way around.

Another surprise: Whatever people were doing had only a mild impact on whether their minds wandered, and almost no impact on the pleasantness of the topics they chose to think about. Mind wandering took up at least 30 percent of the time during almost every activity, including playing, exercising, praying and taking care of the kids.

So what was the only exception? Apparently people focus most intensely on making love.

"[Making love] was 10 percent [for mind wandering], which was the lowest," Killingsworth said in an e-mail. "The highest was 'grooming, self care' at 65 percent."

Source Article

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Panna II | NYC

I have honestly been putting more thought into creating posts that are substantiative, relevant and interesting.  Alas, failure again: here's another cotton candy post about eating at a bizarre restaurant.

NYC | December 1 2010

Last night I was fortunate enough to both dine at one of my favorite (and cheap) NYC experiences on the Lower East Side, and do that with my buddy Josh who happened to be in town.

Before you go much further, listening to Naladri Kumar might set the mood and help the pictures make sense.

Panna II, and it's evil twin next door (and a newer competitive triplet mutation downstairs) are known for the door men that argue for you to come into their seemingly identical Indian restaurants.  The restaurants are literally mirror images of one another, each with a rosy, christmas-light decor and very peppy, encouraging door men.  I can attest that the door on the right does in fact lead to a scintillating nirvana. I have never gone into the left doorway in 15 years of eating at this mind-boggling siamese establishment.

To the point, the Indian food here is excellent and inexpensive.  Beer or wine can be purchased at the deli next door and brought in.  If you have problems of getting over stimulated by saturated combos of color, music, and scent -avoid this place.  In fact, just stay out of NYC all together.  But if you are in for something different, delicious and visually unforgettable, go.  It's worth it.

NYC | December 1 2010


Panna II
93 1st Ave (between 5th & 6th)
New York, NY 10003 | Tel. 212-598-4610
Read more about Panna II's history.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Executive Dumbells

There may be no end to the amount of mileage I could get out of the image below.  "...Executive Dumbells."

Build brawn with the poly-vinyl bronze-style arm weight filled with 6.6 pounds of sandy heft.

2010 Details

Birds in Winter

I shot this video today of black birds flocking in a farm field, which is common in the Wintertime.  The pattern of their flight is hypnotic.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Bedside Table | Book List

There is a lot on the bedside table to read right now. This morning I snapped a picture of what I am trying to stuff down the gullet along with a few comments about the ones I have actually dug into.

Book List | Nov 2010

To read the print full-sized, just click on the image.  Happy Thanksgiving to all.

Gold Toilet Frolicking in the Leaves

This morning, the gold toilet showed up in the side yard again. I have not noticed it around much recently, work has been really hectic.

Liz and I try to coax it back into our bathroom, but every time we approach it, it takes off into the woods again.


Golden Toilet in the Wild

Other sightings are thrilling also!

Friday, November 19, 2010

Opening at Living | Richmond, VA

Last night's opening at Living was hosted by the owner, Martee Johnson, and Wizzie Broach who sells my work in Virginia.  --My heartfelt thanks to you both for setting everything up, as well as Rita Liles who seems to know just about everyone in Richmond.

Living | Richmond, VA
Martee Johnson, Mallory Decker, Wizzie Broach & Rita Liles

For more information about the artwork and the artist:
christopherbaer.blogspot.com
christopherbaer.com



Monday, November 15, 2010

Cleaned Out

As I prepared and shipped out the work from the upcoming Richmond show, Rita, the stick-of-dynamite-of-a-mom-of-my-VA-art-dealer (Wizzie Broach) walked through my house surveying the walls, "Did you paint that? Can we show it?  And what about that one?"

Liz, my wife, was shadowing me and encouraging me to loosen up, "Remember when you said you should let art get out into the world?  Let her take that one, and that one."

"Well, sure...take it right off the wall," I said.   Me in my own mind:  "Oh what the heck... I love those pieces, but it's time that they made their own way in this world; they've had it too easy at home."

So Rita left the studio with more work than I anticipated, my house is now bare again, and the opening this Thursday will be strong.  I look forward to seeing you all there.  Here was one of the works added to the show (thank you Susannah & John).


2006 Paintings | Christopher Baer

Friday, November 12, 2010

OK Go - This Too Shall Pass - Rube Goldberg Machine

Most of us have seen this, but it is still worth a watch now and again....



Autumn

Seriously, the colors of Autumn just blow me away.

Autumn | Nature | 2010

Autumn | Nature | 2010

Figs | Palisades | Washington DC

I am fortunate enough to live walking-distance to some great DC restaurants here in the Palisades neighborhood of DC. Today I had lunch at Figs with my mom, which is a small middle-Eastern a la carte nook on MacArthur Blvd. Michael, who is the head chef is continually innovating on classic dishes, which are normally just fresh, simple, colorful presentations. I snapped a couple pictures of the presentation he brought out for us to share, which cost about $25.  It was fantastic.


Figs | Palisades | Washington DC

Figs | Palisades | Washington DC



Figs Fine Foods
4828 Macarthur Blvd NW # 1
Washington D.C., DC 20007-6512
(202) 333-7773




This review from urbanspoon may also help persuade you.
See more yummy pictures of food...

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Richmond Show | Thursday Nov 18th

Here are a couple of the pieces of work being shown next week in Richmond at Living on Grove (the show opens on Thursday November 18th at 5pm).  The work varies in size from 12 x 12 to 50 x 60 inches.


2010 Paintings | Christopher Baer

2010 Paintings | Christopher Baer

2010 Paintings | Christopher Baer

2010 Paintings | Christopher Baer
To view the entire collection pieces in the show, click here.
For more details about the show's opening, click here.

If you are in the Richmond area, please join me for the opening.  Liz and I will be there.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

DJing | Last Night at Darnells

Felipe and I DJ'd Darnell's last night.  Such a funky joint.


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2010-11-06_Darnells_13


To see all the pictures from Darnell's, go here.

Rare Glimpse

I came home last night from DJing around 2:30am.  I was beat.

...but then I saw something exhilarating:  The gold toilet was in its natural habitat peeking around the corner of the bushes in the moonlight!  A truly rare experience for anyone to catch.

Gold Toilet by Moonlight

How did I come to be so lucky, the story starts here.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Toilet in the Yard

Ever have one of those Saturday mornings when you wake up to get the paper and you find your toilet out in the front yard painted gold?

Golden Commode

Last night, Liz decided to finish tearing out an old bathroom, a job she is doing entirely on her own, to update it from the former owners' psychedelic floral pattern with gold trim to something more our style. As it turns out, "more our style" presented itself with Liz asking if I minded if she painted the toilet gold and then reinstall it. Naturally, I said that it was a great idea (being the first people on the block with a gold commode will drive the neighbors crazy with envy).

...Maybe we can charge admission to to take this baby for a test drive.  I hope no one steals it in the meantime.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Thought of the Day

Quotes

Studio Details

These paintings about 1/3 complete.  There are about 2-3 more washes of paint to apply.

Studio Details | 2010

In the past 3 years I have been painting almost exclusively in larger formats (50 x 60 inches). Working smaller seems like it would be simpler, but with less room to spread out, the decision-making process changes and requires adjustments in technique.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Saturday Nov 6th | Soul Report DC

This Saturday, get out and get down...

Felipe and I spin the Soul Report groove live on turntables at Darnell's Backroom bar:  one block North of the 930 Club on Florida Ave. Ample parking. Cute 'lil Patio. No Cover. A Stone Groove. Always Fun.


Saturday Nov 6th | Soul Report DC
@Darnells Backroom
944 Florida Ave NW
Washington, DC 20001
(202) 797-0558


Darnells

This look is straight out of Back in the Day...

Darnells

And who exactly is this mysterious Darnell anyway?  www.darnellperkins.com:

Recent Paintings

These works will be in the upcoming show in Richmond opening on November 18th. For more information on the show and it's location, see Living on Grove.

2010 Paintings | Christopher Baer


2010 Paintings | Christopher Baer

2010 Paintings | Christopher Baer